Hey guys!

It's been a while since our community has updates, but we're back in buisness, since it's spring break and we have a lot of free time on our hands. Who needs to be slimming down for bikini season when there's buffet hopping to be enjoyed!

I am disgusted by this new show on TLC called "I will make you Thin". Who does this guy think he is? He's de-sexifying the whole country. He's fixin' what's not broken! There was a girl on the show complaining about not fitting into her wedding dress. I suggest that she buy a better wedding dress and keep on eating. Who else will eat all of that wedding cake?

We have some great news in the personal lives of our community members. I, Victor Vet, and our newest member, Miss Piggly Wiggly have recently met and moved in together! She took off some time from her part time job at the Piggly Wiggly market to meet me, and I came back down to the south, land of the hefty people. I gotta tell you, its heaven down here (fat, fluffly clouds and all!) We're looking to get a pet, but we can't find one that's fat enough.

Speaking of fat pets, there's an AMAZING show on Animal Planet now! It's called Fat Pets and I think it was made for me. Miss Piggly Wiggly has been searching all the papers for local shelters with fat pets. We just HAVE to have one!

Happy Easter everyone! We put the EAT in EAsTer!

Keep the rolls rolling,
~Victor Vet (and Miss Piggly Wiggly)